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HAPPY <3 <3 <3 LOVE

 
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Action Hank
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(Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:10 pm)
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Do you have a Band aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

Was you Father an Alien? Because on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!

If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been running through my mind all day.

You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

I’m a raindrop, and I’m falling for you!

Let’s have a drink; we’ll make beautiful music together.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

You’re like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

Girl, you must be tired ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!

Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.

Baby, baby, I’m falling in love, falling’ in love again.

Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!

Do you like karaoke? We could make some beautiful music together.

I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulus.

Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

Help, something is wrong with my eyes - I just can’t take them off you.

I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.

There’s snow on my roof, but fire in my furnace.

Got two nipples for a dime?

My wife doesn’t understand me.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

You’re once, twice, three times a lady.

I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine-fine-fine written all over you.

You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.

People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft?

Tonight’s the night, right?

Don’t let me be the one that got away!

Are there any more like you at home?

Did you ever see a dream walking?
Let My Love Open The Door
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(Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:55 pm)
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oh my god these are so bad haha

you ever use any of these ace?
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(Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:59 pm)
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They are a lot more fun if you take them literally, like the eye one.
Action Hank
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(Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:59 pm)
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Never seriously, and none of these. Though for some reason I'm compelled to try out "if you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous" and see if it works ironically.
Let My Love Open The Door
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(Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:31 pm)
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This is really the worst kind of humor on earth and it's so bad that I find it hard to believe even Ace would do something like it.
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Let My Love Open The Door
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(Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:32 pm)
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Frank probably "hooked up" with Liz by saying
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Was you Father an Alien? Because on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!

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(Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:18 pm)
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Ace, you're fucked for making this thread.
Action Hank
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(Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:43 pm)
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Chris is confused to what this forum is.
MADali
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(Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:25 am)
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I dont know if Ace actually found these funny or it was a ironic posting, but either way, it was fucking gay.
MADali
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(Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:26 am)
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I dont know if Ace actually found these funny or it was a ironic posting, but either way, it was fucking gay.
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(Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:56 am)
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I dont know if Ace actually found these funny or it was a ironic posting, but either way, it was fucking gay.
Let My Love Open The Door
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(Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:02 am)
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I dont know if Ace actually found these funny or it was a ironic posting, but either way, it was fucking gay.
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Let My Love Open The Door
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(Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:03 am)
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I dont know if Ace actually found these funny or it was a ironic posting, but either way, it was fucking gay.
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Let My Love Open The Door
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(Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:04 am)
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"I'm a big gay Jewish faggot, do you want to pick apples with me?"
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MADali
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(Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:42 am)
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Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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(Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:54 am)
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This thread is like Ace starting a new thread to post Mickey sticking up his middle finger.

Also, an old lady and a baby.
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Action Hank
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(Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:19 pm)
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Welcome you to Why did you pee on me Pooh Bear
Servbot
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(Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:19 pm)
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Gimp Mask would be proud.
Engel242
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(Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:56 pm)
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I'd eat a mile of your shit just to see where it came from.

Congratulations, you just made it onto my chloroform list.

I'd drink YOUR bathwater!
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:04 am)
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A little late, but Faggy Faggy
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