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The worst shit I ever took
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My Head Hurts 90
Joined: 19 Jan 2007
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(Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:39 pm)
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People around here really need to control their bowels.

My colon is mighty! All of my shits take like 30 seconds and then I'm done. I used to think people reading while shitting was just some bad joke invented by sitcom writers.
FancyMichael
A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN!
Joined: 08 May 2007
Posts: 3694
(Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:49 pm)
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I'm pretty much the same way.

I don't understand why it takes people 300 years to CRAP.
Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 7037
(Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:57 pm)
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Same here!
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:05 pm)
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This thread is so fucking awesome.
FancyMichael
A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN!
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(Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:07 pm)
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SHUT UP RETARD
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:07 pm)
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no u
Engel242
Joined: 14 Oct 2007
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(Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:14 pm)
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Indeed. I am definitely a 60-second shitter. I almost never read on the toilet.
Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 9255
(Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:33 pm)
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I take pretty quick shits, but I like just kind of hanging out and playing DS or whatever.
Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 8600
(Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:35 pm)
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I should get one of those Japanese super toilets with seat warmer.


I've read whole novels on the toilet. Life is a nightmare.
Rice
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 3470
(Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:36 pm)
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Hey, I have a healthy and regular crap cycle.
Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
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(Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:56 pm)
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I actually kind of WISH it took me longer to shit, because of the book thing.

Because really, with the computer and all, shitting is the only time I would ever bother reading a book!

And I have all these unread books.
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
Joined: 05 Jan 2007
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(Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:14 pm)
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Exactly. If it wasn't for shitting, I would never read!

I made an exception for the last few Harry Potter books, but other than that.

I've been chipping away at this pile of Lemony Snicket books, one shit at a time.
Stupid Fucking Faggot
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(Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:21 pm)
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Haha!
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