Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Servbot · (Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:21 pm)

I'm Tetsuo.

Magic Juan · (Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:28 pm)

I'm a rock.

FancyMichael · (Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:30 pm)

gay rock

Magic Juan · (Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:34 pm)

You don't need a cock to rock!

Psarevo · (Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:18 pm) Reply

They could also be confused, fat, pathetic sacks of shit.

Theldorrin · (Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:18 pm)

Like you?

GimpMask · (Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:58 pm)

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Psarevo · (Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:54 pm) Reply

Through my scouring of the internet archives, I have located only derelict search pages void of any human interaction and DBZ Uncensored. I'm currently looking for your original episode comparisons from ages past for my own personal amusement and for the nostalgia factor. I was wondering if you happen to still have the original page batches of:

The Saiya-jin Saga
The Freeza Saga
The Garlic Jr. Sage
Movies and Specials

The internet no longer allows people to view the archived version of your site--thus destroying the opportunity of ever seeing DBZ Uncensored again (Robots.txt Query Exclusion). I know it's a stretch, but I really would appreciate it--would you be as kind to batch send the HTML files of the previously mentioned "Series" pages? I really don't know anyone else to ask, and, honestly, I don't expect a "yes" let alone a response. Regardless, if you're reading this right now, I do appreciate your time and cooperation. Thank you very much.

Theldorrin · (Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:57 pm)

Oh good, you got my email.

Psarevo · (Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:53 pm) Reply

Somebody at a World Series of Poker Omaha event a few days ago made two royal flushes within ten minutes.

I've played tens of thousands of hands, and I've made one, EVER. And I've seen maybe a dozen.

But the same player, twice, in ten minutes!

I don't even want to think about how mathematically absurd this is.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:55 pm)

The only explanation is alien ghosts.

Magic Juan · (Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:29 pm)

I saw two royal flushes in two weeks once.

Psarevo · (Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:02 pm) Reply

To be fair, I generally don't pay attention to what's going on when I'm not in the hand, so I've probably BEEN THERE for more.

But two fucking royal flushes in 10 minutes is dick-invertingly incredible.

There isn't really a practical way to calculate the odds of the same player getting a royal flush in 2 of about 5 deals, but if you could, the number would have about 20 zeros after it.

Psarevo · (Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:04 pm) Reply

It's the kind of thing so improbable that you could confidently bet that it won't ever happen again in the lifetime of the universe.

Theldorrin · (Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:08 pm)

I'm not about to be lectured by Christopher Raymond Psaros on the subject of probability!

Action Hank · (Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:59 pm)

We (Brian) could potentially host DBZU. . .

Psarevo · (Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:23 pm) Reply

Hosting DBZU (and MPP!) here would be kind of neat!

Of course, I'd hate to be the guy paying for all that bandwidth.

Yogurtman · (Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:33 pm)

Yeah, because if there's one thing we need more of around here it's Chris Psaros fanboys.

Psarevo · (Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:38 pm) Reply

I agree!

Theldorrin · (Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:40 pm)

How many are there? Just Yogurtman and Outland?