Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Vinny]

HANOVER, VA (WWBT) - A day families all over Central Virginia look forward to took a tragic turn as a festival worker knocked over a vat of scorching hot funnel cake oil, severely burning four people at the Hanover Tomato Festival Saturday.

"We always prepare for the worst and hope it never happens," said Hanover Fire Chief Willie Jones. "But today it happened."

Jones sadi an employee at a funnel cake booth tripped and knocked over a vat of scorching hot oil used to fry the doughy festival treat.

The oil heats to between 350 and 450 degrees.

"There was like 35 gallons of it," he said. "It was almost like a wave hit some of the employees. It was a pretty horrific accident."

Four workers suffered severe burns. Two with second degree burns on 30 to 50 percent of their bodies. So critical, the victims were airlifted to the VCU Medical Center burn unit.
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[Vinny]

Police in northern Bangladesh say they have arrested dozens of swindlers who conned people out of money by calling them on mobile phones and pretending to be genies with supernatural powers.

"It has become an epidemic here," said Farhad bin Imrul Kayes, police chief of Gobindaganj district.

"In the last three months alone we have arrested 24 of these so-called 'kings of genies', some of whom have even become rich in just a year," he told AFP.

The scammers would gather personal information about their victims beforehand, call them and speak "in a tone similar to Arabic," Kayes said.

Claiming to be genies who had descended from the sky, they would tell people to send money to a specific location, threatening a family tragedy if they disobeyed.

"Many of the these cheats are illiterate but they are very smart," said sub-inspector Abdun Nur, who led several clandestine operations against the fraudsters.

"During the phone talks, they would describe themselves as kings of genies who recite Koranic verses, inject fear of Allah among their victims and pretend to know some of their family secrets," he said.
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[Rice]

That's fucking awesome.

*madali suddenly realizes HE'S BEEN HAD*

[Vinny]

A family in Saudi Arabia is taking a "genie" to court, accusing it of theft and harassment, reports say.

They accuse the spirit of threatening them, throwing stones and stealing mobile phones, Al Watan newspaper said.

The family have lived in the same house near the city of Medina for 15 years but say they only recently became aware of the spirit. They have now moved out.

A local court is investigating. In Islamic theology, genies are spirits that can harass or possess humans.

"We began to hear strange sounds," the head of the family, who come from Mahd Al Dahab, told the Saudi daily. He did not want to be named.

"At first we did not take it seriously, but then stranger things started to happen and the children got particularly scared when the genie started throwing stones."

A local court says it is trying to verify the truthfulness of the claims "despite the difficulty" of doing so.

But the BBC's Sebastian Usher says genies, or jinn, in Islamic theology can be a lot more sinister.

They are believed to be normally invisible but with the ability to assume human or animal form, and are often said to be motivated by revenge or jealousy.

There is a lingering belief in genies in the Muslim world that predates Islam, our correspondent says.
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[Vinny]

A teacher who fell asleep in a wheelie bin after a pub crawl was crushed to death when it was emptied into the machinery of a refuse truck.

The body of Scott Williams was found among rubbish when the truck was emptied more than 24 hours later.

Mr Williams, 35, is thought to have climbed into the large communal bin - which is the size of a small skip - to sleep off an evening's drinking in Brighton.

The maths teacher and rugby coach was still in the bin when it was scooped up and its contents were tipped into the lorry's crusher.

His remains were found at a waste recycling site in nearby Newhaven on Monday morning, soon after the lorry emptied its load.

One worker at the depot said: 'It is horrendous, a horrible way to go.

'It looks like he decided to go for a lie down in a skip at some point. Then he was picked up and crushed to death. It's unthinkable.'

A friend of Mr Williams said: 'He loved a drink.
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[Sporkism]

maths
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[Vinny]

Suspect Alan Jett faces first degree murder charges. Police say he killed a woman, left her wrapped in blankets for days in his closet, then made his pre-teen son help him dump the body. Deputies say Jett's son told a friend about the dumping of the body, and when investigators talked to the boy, they found out much more.

According to a recently filed arrest affidavit obtained by FOX 35, the boy said he was with his father one night when Jett picked up a prostitute, Lashanda Brand, from the Parramore area. He says they all went back to Jett's apartment in the 7100 block of Forest City Road and the adults went into Jett's bedroom.

A little while later, the boy heard his father and Brand arguing about money. A short time later, the boy asked Jett where Brand was and was told the woman was sleeping. The boy told investigators he saw her lying on the bed, and thought then that the woman was dead.

The boy looked again the next day, and says he found Brand's body wrapped in blankets and duct tape in Jett's bedroom closet. The boy says he didn't say anything to his father and went to his summer-school classes. After school, the boy told Jett he knew the woman was dead, because he saw her body in the closet.

According to the affidavit, the next day, Jett told his son, "they need to get rid of the body," because it was starting to decompose and stink. Detectives say Jett asked his son to help load the woman's body into the back of his Chevrolet Tahoe.

They both got in the vehicle and dumped the body in a field. The boy led investigators to where they dumped the body. The boy took them to the same place off Forest City Road in Eatonville, where Brand's body was found June 22.
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[Fagzilla]

TOKYO - Gohan and Aochan make strange bedfellows: one's a 3.5-inch dwarf hamster; the other is a yard-long rat snake.

Zookeepers at Tokyo's Mutsugoro Okoku zoo presented the hamster — whose name is a tasty rice dish in Japanese — to Aochan as a snack in October, after the snake refused to eat frozen mice.

But instead of indulging, Aochan decided to make friends with the furry rodent, according to keeper Kazuya Yamamoto. The pair have shared a cage since.

But their friendship was threatened when Confessions of a Shopaholic star, John Goodman, tried to break their cage and eat them.

"I've never seen anything like it. I was walking past the cage and noticed a fat, sad looking man trying to grab them both and put them in his mouth" Yamamoto said.

Aochan, a 2-year-old male Japanese rat snake, eventually bit John Goodman on the neck while Gohan run up Goodman's pants. John Goodman then dropped on the floor and started crying and shitting his pants.

"We named her Gohan as a joke," Yamamoto chuckled. "But I don't think there's any danger. The fat man looked very harmless. Aochan and Gohan seem to have everything under conrtol"

The Tokyo zoo also keeps a range of mostly livestock animals, and promotes "cross-breed interaction" according to Yamamoto.

But Gohan and Aochan's case was "was a complete accident," Yamamoto said.

[Vinny]

GOD DAMNIT
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[Fagzilla]

TOO BAD YOUR ASS GOT SAAAAAAAACKED!!!!

[Ryoko's Biatch]

The traditional throwing of a bride's bouquet for luck ended in disaster at an Italian wedding when the flowers caused a plane to crash.

The bride and groom had hired a microlight plane to fly past and throw the bouquet to a line of women guests, Corriere della Sera reported.

However, the flowers were sucked into the plane's engine causing it to catch fire and explode.

The aircraft plunged into a hostel. One passenger on the plane was badly hurt.

But about 50 people who had been in the hostel escaped unscathed, as did the pilot.

Entangled

The incident happened at Montioni park in Suvereto, near Livorno, where the wedding reception was being held, Corriere della Sera said.

A passenger on the microlight, named as Isidoro Pensieri, 44, had the job of throwing the bouquet as pilot Luciano Nannelli flew past.

It is believed the bunch of flowers became entangled as it was thrown, and was sucked into the engine.

Mr Pensieri suffered multiple fractures and a head injury. He was taken to hospital in Grosseto by helicopter and then transferred to another in Pisa, Italian media reported.

[YES]

haha, a hostel

Poor ALDP

[LexysaurusRex]

A teenage girl who claimed 56 stars were tattooed on her face as she slept when she'd only asked for three has admitted she was awake the whole time - and lied because her father was 'furious'.

Belgian Kimberley Vlaminck said last week she woke up in horror to find her face covered in the stars of various sizes which spread out over the left-hand side of her head.

She went on to blame the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not being able to understand her French and English instructions.

Amid a frenzy of media attention, she then vowed to sue tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz for the £9,000 she needs for laser surgery to have them removed.

She said after the tattooing: 'It is terrible for me. I cannot go out on to the street. I look like a freak.'

But the 18-year-old has finally confessed she did not fall asleep, that she wanted all the stars and was 'fully aware' of what Toumaniantz was doing.
Exonerated: Tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz had originally said he would give Vlaminck a refund

Tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz had originally said he would pay for half of the laser treatment Vlaminck needs to have the stars removed

Miss Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: 'I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them.

'But when my father saw them, he was furious.

'So I said I fell asleep and that the tattoist had made a mistake.'

Toumaniantz - himself covered from head to foot in tattoos and piercings - had consistently denied he had made a mistake and always insisted Vlaminck wanted all 56 stars.

He said at the time: 'I maintain that she absolutely agreed that I tattoo those 56 stars on the left side of her face.'

But despite insisting Vlaminck had asked for 56 stars, he still initially agreed to pay for half of the treatment to remove the tattoos.

He said: 'Kimberley is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client.

'I don't regret it. To tell you the truth, this has given me some publicity.'

Toumanaintz is now said to have withdrawn his offer and said from now on he will get written consent from clients before he begins tattooing.

[Fagzilla]

For a second I thought I had accidentally posted from your computer and forgot about it.

But no... you made an actual post!

[Servbot]

That article is pretty old. She already came out and said she lied so her dad wouldn't beat her.

[Fagzilla]

She'll never post again if you say things like that!

Jerk Servbot.

[Sporkism]

Haha, fell asleep while getting a tattoo. ON HER FACE.

Why would she even bother trying to pass that off!
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[Servbot]

My apologies, I'll try and be nicer about it next time.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

ATHENS, Tenn. (AP) -- A man has been charged with public intoxication after authorities said he was walking along Highway 11 with a pair of panties hanging out from his unzipped pants. According to The Daily Post-Athenian, 31-year-old man told deputies he had been at a pool party and stole them from a nearby home early Sunday.

A search revealed the man had stuffed some 40 pairs of female undergarments into his pants, although he had thrown most of them to the ground as a deputy approached.

The owner of the garments declined to prosecute but the man was arrested on a charge of public intoxication.

[Derek Payne]

Facial tattoos are fucking retarded.